Nate Attempts To Pronounce Difficult Words

This gap is really annoying.

What Nate Said	What Nate Wrote Down	What It Actually Was
lee-AY-zon	Liaison	Liaison
pre-ROG-a-tor-y	prer-	Prerogative
hi-er-ar-KEY-cal	hierachy	Hierarchy
cun-TIN-u-ity	constity	Continuity
(h-e-m-o-n-I) huh-MOG-e-nous heg-a-lo-mo-nous	hen	Hegemony
Anime	an	Anemone
Superb sub-PEEN-e-uh	subpeon	Subpoena
Minotaur	minisn	Mischievous
Entrepreneur (ree-el) Entrepreneurial	enterpret	Entrepreneurial
a-CLICK-a-ble Applicable	appleic	Applicable

Nate and Hannah's Wedding Vows

Nate to Hannah

When I first got a glimpse of you, my dear Hannah,
You were as a gift from God, like the Israelite's Manna.

When we go to the library to quote unquote study,
I can't help but hope that you would be my special buddy.

Darling our love is true, so ignore all the haters,
You are as sweet to me as a pack of Now and Laters.

Baby, every day with me will be a definite Fun-day,
It will be as flamboyant as our purple shirt Monday.

When I see you wear those scarves, I just want to give you a hug,
But that's only because, my dearest love, you really remind me of Doug.

Hannah to Nate

The way you're blessed with awkward hilarity is just unfair,
I look forward to forever being able to cut your hair.

When I'm around you, I noticed that you never frown,
Do you like Valencia so much because it's the name of my home town?

Although I should be, I haven't been keeping stats
Of the number of times you mention to me LOL Cats.

When you're around me, I fear you'll faint and need to go to Zerbe,
It's so meaningful when you serenade me with Daphne loves Derby.

I'm so attracted to your cologne; it's not stench-free,
You should work towards the goal of being able to bench me.

Doug's Madden Score Vol.2

Nate wanted me to write more in the last post. I showed him.

"That's not gonna entice people to read it."

This is how I get back at them for making fun of me.

Update!

Hey folks, we're still working on getting this blog up and running. We should be sending out Facebook fan pages tomorrow so everyone can support the show on Facebook! I got Doug online, Kevin should be able to post soon. We'll leave you our thoughts and our darkest secrets.


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P.P.S Doug has nice abs


Quickie:

Madden 94 Update...
Nate - 2 games
Kevin - 2 games

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