Nate and Hannah's Wedding Vows

Nate to Hannah

When I first got a glimpse of you, my dear Hannah,
You were as a gift from God, like the Israelite's Manna.

When we go to the library to quote unquote study,
I can't help but hope that you would be my special buddy.

Darling our love is true, so ignore all the haters,
You are as sweet to me as a pack of Now and Laters.

Baby, every day with me will be a definite Fun-day,
It will be as flamboyant as our purple shirt Monday.

When I see you wear those scarves, I just want to give you a hug,
But that's only because, my dearest love, you really remind me of Doug.

Hannah to Nate

The way you're blessed with awkward hilarity is just unfair,
I look forward to forever being able to cut your hair.

When I'm around you, I noticed that you never frown,
Do you like Valencia so much because it's the name of my home town?

Although I should be, I haven't been keeping stats
Of the number of times you mention to me LOL Cats.

When you're around me, I fear you'll faint and need to go to Zerbe,
It's so meaningful when you serenade me with Daphne loves Derby.

I'm so attracted to your cologne; it's not stench-free,
You should work towards the goal of being able to bench me.